Because the boss said so...

Zexian had encouraged me to meditate on Proverbs 18:20-21

From the fruit of his mouth a man's stomach is filled;
with the harvest from his lips he is satisfied.

The tongue has the power of life and death;
and those who love it will eat its fruit.

His instructions were to print it out and paste it somewhere visible.

Then there's this thing we call occupational hazard...